¡CUIDADO!

Dear Dudes:
Please let me preface: I would never pretend to understand this predicament. And I certainly could never be able to possibly imagine what the hell this feels like. That said... WATCH FOR SHRINKAGE!!! Thanks to the people over at i-am-bored.com, I came across this story of a post skinny-dipping catastrophe. Please be careful out there.

Damn Kids.

No need to worry: my biological clock is no where near ticking. As a matter of fact, the closer I get to the time that most would start thinking about it, I think I have actually become more scared of the implications of having offspring any time soon. Kids are not conducive to a leisurely, carefree, working all the time, going out more type of lifestyle. That said, they are totally cute and maybe one day I will have one, or adopt one. Too bad these two won't be available... they are so serious!




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Synthesizer Patel...

...is the hot shit. I might need this woman's suit, too.

Love Me Tender...

His Photo Project

So, this morning's first "stumble" brought me to JK's "The Adaptation of my Generation - A Daily Photo Project". It's his life over the span of 8 years, all through a daily picture. I love stuff like this. Check out the rest of his website too! Very very rad.

michael and eddie sittin' in a tree... k-i-s-s-i-n-g...

my awesome, friend, jesse, sent me this link. i don't think i could have been more creeped out, cracked up or nostalgic all in one fail swoop. go ahead, don't be scurred...

hmmmm. and everyone was shocked when eddie got caught on the first (and only) night of his failed tranny hooker taxi cab service!! ha. hello, pre-cursor!

then imagine my excitement when i discovered this m.j. picture retrospective, complete with m.j. music as its soundtrack! michael, what have you done to yourself?! i miss the good old days. the days when i dreamed of us one day marrying, having children and living happily ever after. i think i even got into a fight with susan kunz on the busride home because she said she was going to marry him!!! susan, he's all yours!